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I would choose A.F. last; she suffers from something called inasmuch. Unfortunately for her, it’s not likely that she would live. If she were never able to reproduce, that means that her bad DNA wouldn’t spread, leaving less people with inasmuch.
I would love to see the source of confusion for this one. Lolerskates.